(aka “Sip, Scroll & Stay Cool”)
Welcome, good people and hydration heroes! You’re now cruising on the official Bored & Thirsty Inc. website. By visiting, buying, scrolling, or even daydreaming here, you're agreeing to these super-chill Use Terms.
“We,” “us,” and “our” = Bored & Thirsty Inc.
“You,” “you’re,” “your” = anyone sipping in via our site, social, or mobile.
You can browse, shop, scan, and engage with our content... just not for anything evil, illegal, or destructive (yes, that includes invasive code or bots).
You’re awesome, but selling, copying, or misusing our creative content, or hiding your identity while scraping our site? That’s a major hydration no-no, and we’ll have to nip that behavior in the bud.
You’re at least an old pre-teen (13+) or you’ve got parental permission to sip along with us.
We may add cool new features over time. When we do, assume they're under these Terms, too. We might tweak pricing and products, and won’t owe you a single drop of heads up unless it’s required by law.
Your use is at your own risk. Expect things to generally work beautifully, but we can't promise perfection with so many 3rd party systems needed to run commercial websites these days.
Product looks might not match your screen’s color calibration. That’s not on us.
Sometimes prices or orders get screwed up. If that happens, we reserve the right to make it right or cancel your order, but we’ll do so like well-hydrated professionals.
We may offer third-party tools (e.g., social logins). Use them wisely becasue they’re “as is” with all their quirks.
External links? Yep, we sometimes send people to other sites for collabs or references but once you leave our playground, their policies apply.
Got ideas, illustrations, or genius merch concepts? If you send them our way by request… or just randomly, we might use them anywhere, forever, royalty-free.
You’re responsible if content contains spam, libel, or anything shady.
We collect personal data per our Privacy Notice—no surprises there.
Cookies and trackers? Yes, but only to improve your experience and keep things juicy and smooth.
Mostly, we operate “as is,” with no promises on uptime or performance.
We’re not liable for indirect damages (like a bad Monday), except where legally unavoidable.
You can reach out at any time to request updates or erasure via support@boredandthirsty.com.
We’ll handle it responsibly, per California and U.S. privacy laws.
If you break these Terms, we may pause or ban your access with no drama, just a steady stream of hydration protocol.
You can leave anytime by stopping your site use and letting us know.
Ambiguities? We interpreted them in a way that favors the healthy flow of hydration, not confusion.
These Terms cover everything between us. Other emails, DMs, or carrier-pigeon promises don’t count.
Governing law = Delaware & United States (we’re a U.S. brand, after all).
Thanks for choosing to stay hydrated, creative, and legally in good shape with us. Let’s build a better-for-you, better-for-our-planet movement one beautiful can at a time.
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